A TV producer is trying to get a job on a very prestigious channel. The most defenseless segment of the population in the person of a pensioner is fighting back against telephone scammers. A difficult "crust" falls into the hands of an ordinary dogsitter, fulfilling all desires without magic and sorcery. Would-be Casanova invites all three mistresses to the wedding — without conspiring, they come to take revenge on the same day. Arriving from Belgorod, the girl shoots a blog about Moscow and makes an appointment with a native Muscovite guide, but everything does not go according to plan.

Loser Vitaliy, flies out with another part-time job and turns out to be ‘at the bottom’ in the literal sense. However, it is at this moment that fate gives him a chance — he finds a valid security officer’s certificate, moreover, he even looks like the person in the photo. Life begins to play with new wondrous colors, but not all the rules of society apply to the universe.