After calling a late-night party hotline that promises out-of-this-world fun, uptight yuppie Conor Sweeney must battle the pint-sized forces of evil unleashed through his phone line, led by the maniacal rock n’ roll goblin FRANKIE FREAKO.
When a film editor gets embroiled in a murder mystery, he must navigate through a series of bizarre and gory events while trying to clear his name.
In a dystopian future, a man turned into a cyborg fights against an army of nazi zombies in order to save humanity.
Father's Day is a movie that explores the complicated and twisted relationship between a father and his estranged son. The son embarks on a journey of revenge after his father is killed, leading to a series of dark and hilarious encounters.
Santa returns to his former hideout to claim what is rightfully his on Christmas
A young woman, %s, takes a collection of old video tapes to a video store. Little does she know that one of the tapes is cursed. When she and the store owner, %s, play the cursed tape, they inadvertently awaken a powerful and malevolent force. As a result, a group of cinematic villains, including %s, %s, and %s, are freed from the tape and wreak havoc on the town. Now, the young woman and the store owner must find a way to stop the villains before they cause irreversible damage to the world. Can they overcome the curse and save their town from destruction?
Counsellors at Forgotten Lake Summer Camp are horrified to discover the legend of the Blueberry boy is more real than they could have imagined.
When mysterious circumstances cause the dead to rise from their graves, a man and woman are trapped in a never-ending hell-inferno. Film-master, Sir Jeremy Gillespie, brings you Inferno Of The Dead; the darkest vision of horror. Everywhere you hide, any way you turn, this is the curse from which there is no escape.
From Steven Kostanski, director of “Lazer Ghosts 2: Return to Laser Cove”, comes the story of two brothers who must fight to escape an unholy institution populated with an endless sea of ghoulish creatures. Will Max (Conor Sweeney) be able to see past the disturbing condition of his brother Karl (Matthew Kennedy) and lead them to safety, or will his personal flaws trap them forever in a world of darkness and misery?
What happens when two lonely losers and one wild party animal hit the beach for some hot fun in the summer sun? Can they learn to be cool or is cool something you're born with? You'll find out in this hilarious summer beach comedy from Astron-6 that holds its own against the other great beach comedies of years gone by, such as Weekend at Bernie's, Jacob's Ladder, and Hardbodies.
Three stupid cowboys are lost in the woods without any food on the coldest night of the year. Will they succumb to the cold, cannibalism or the Christmas Spirit? Canada's infamous Astron-6 return to short form to challenge the very idea of storytelling. Grotesque. Absurd. Buñuel by way of the Zuckers and Abrahams.
Matt and Conor meet up with the famous Santa Claus only to find he is struggling with his relationships at home.
What if the principal in The Breakfast Club had punched Bender in the face instead of trying to provoke Bender to punch him? What if you could smash a bottle across Ferris Bueller’s face? What if Otto from Alex Cox’s Repo Man was your boyfriend? If any of these sound like a dream come true, Punch Out is the film for you. This coming-of-age story concerns the growth of nine separate characters over the course of three days. John Hughes eat your heart out you piece of shit.
Astron-6 Video's two-part miniseries "Goreblade" follows Goreblade, a hero that comes face to face with his arch-rival Ilias in a classic tale of adventure and epic shoulder pads.
Francis and Andrew are conjoined twins whose relationship sours when a new woman enters their life. Things go from bad to worse when Francis hires an amateur hitman on Facebook to settle the score.
Red Coleman was a hero, a fireman and a father until a gang of ruthless pyromaniacs killed him and his family. Now he's back and he has a thirst for REVENGE!
Mike and Alan make movies.
Five fresh faced camp counselors arrive at Camp Ena, a place where teenage boys and girls learn to experience the joys of nature, as well as each other. A military virus released into the environment twenty years earlier has a deadly effect on the counsellor's genitals causing their erotic games to turn deadly. If you like "Zombi 3", "Friday the 13th Part VII", or just STDs in general, you'll wish H.I.Z. would never end.
Five friends, a love of film and a suicide pact. In Tolkein lore, Astron-6 is the day of the Elvish New Year. And a New Year is upon us indeed… From their first meeting at the Winnipeg Short Film Massacre, the five men instantly found themselves embroiled in a deadly game of cat and mouse. Rather than desroy each other, the sworn enemies decided to unite and then destroy themselves (once famous). Astron-6 is the brainchild of these five iconoclastic, multi-media artiests who share a fascination with the emchanics of fear and laughter. They subvert the expectations of the seasoned viewer with the nightmarish and absurd. Their imagery and recurring themes are often torn from the childhood of the irony-craving, internet savvy Generations X and Y. That is, they often lampoon genre films of the 1980’s.