Fracchia, a nervous and unlucky man, is mistaken for a human monster. He gets involved in a bank robbery, a chocolate factory, and a trap set by the police.

In this comedic horror spoof, a vampire hunter sets out to seek revenge on Dracula after the death of her brother. Along the way, she encounters various comedic situations and battles with the infamous vampire. The movie is set in a castle and includes elements of footsie under the table and female-to-male foot in the crotch. It is a lighthearted take on the horror genre with a focus on comedy.